warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

(Source: whitedad)

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

(Source: okaywork)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich


2000ish:

Iconic

(Source: middlechildswag)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

joshpeckofficial:

puppies are touchable happiness 

scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in

(Source: scatteredly)